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What’s the name of the anime about the war on Thanos’s home planet?
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What’s Forrest gump’s favorite generation?
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Why did my friend get confused when I told him “I c u”
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What do you call bad internet speed in prison?
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My Uber driver keeps driving me insane
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What did the Australian say to the man with good vision?
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In Australia do they say no?
no
Why do dumb people always say yes?
Welcome! This is a friendly place for those cringe-worthy and (maybe) funny attempts at humour that we call dad jokes. Often (but not always) a verbal or visual pun, if it elicited a snort or face palm then our community is ready to groan along with you. To be clear, dad status is not a requirement. We're all different and excellent. Some people are born with lame jokes in their heart and so here, everyone is a dad. Some dads are wholesome, some are not. It's about how the joke is delivered.
What do you call someone with cabbage for a head?
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Why does Humpty Dumpty hate this subreddit?
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Are you ever going to learn from your mistakes?
no
Why do alcoholics drink so much?
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If spiderman was a monkey, what would he be?
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What happens when a dog pees on a tree?
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Where do ants go for the winter?
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Am I cooked?
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Should I be a productive member of society?
no
What do you call a musical without music?
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Why did the conjunction matchmake Santa Claus with Mrs. Claus?
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What does a person with 2 left feet wear?
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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